Sunday school teachers with restless teenagers or distracted adults might
consider something a little different this fall: The Simpsons.
After all, in one episode of the popular animated TV sitcom, God tells the
hapless Homer that even he is bored by parson Lovejoy's sermons.
Now the cartoon family is heading for a church near you, thanks to a 10-lesson
study guide to The Gospel According to The Simpsons.
The original book was written by Mark Pinsky, religion reporter for the Orlando
(Fla.) Sentinel. He co-wrote the study guide with Rev. Samuel (Skip) Parvin, a
United Methodist pastor in the Orlando area. Both are published by the
Presbyterians' Westminster John Knox Press.
Since Pinsky is a Jew, the prayers and themes are not explicitly Christian, so
the course can be adapted for synagogue use.
The pious might feel the show has too many brushes with blasphemy to be
suitable for church treatment. A church signboard on the show: "God
welcomes his victims." Description of God after a dream: "Perfect
teeth. Nice smell. A class act all the way."
But Rowan Williams, the newly appointed archbishop of Canterbury, leader of the
world's 77 million Anglicans, calls the program "one of the most subtle
pieces of propaganda around in the cause of sense, humility and virtue."
Pinsky's book argued that The Simpsons raises important religious issues in its
cockeyed fashion. In the study guide he says church use of popular culture
could help attract outsiders, but admits this may also smack of desperation and
reflect a "dumbing down of serious discourse."
Each of the 10 sessions begins by viewing a Simpsons episode available on
commercial rental.
For instance, in one show Homer is told that a Japanese sushi chef made a
mistake cutting a poisonous blowfish and that Homer will die in 24 hours. Homer
puzzles out a "to do" list for his last day. Item No. 1: "Make
list." Item No. 9: "Tell off boss."
Next, participants write Homerlike lists of a dozen things they'd want to do if
they had 24 hours to live. Then they read aloud a pertinent Old Testament
passage, Ecclesiastes 3:1-8 ("For everything there is a season, and a time
for every matter under heaven"), and a New Testament passage, Jesus'
parable of the rich fool (Luke 12:16-21).
The group then discusses Homer's priorities and their own.
One item on Homer's list is a man-to-man talk with son Bart to pass on three
sentences that will help the lad get through life: "Cover for me. Oh, good
idea, boss. It was like that when I got here." There's further discussion
of this and other goofy but intriguing plot turns.
The session concludes with a prayer: "God our Creator, help us to value
each moment of every day. We realize that there are no guarantees in this life.
. . ." As people leave they're asked to talk to someone they respect in
the coming week about life priorities.
Themes of other lessons:
* The nature of and reasons for prayer. (Bart, in danger of flunking, asks God
to close school the next day so he can do extra study, and a blizzard ensues.)
* Skepticism and faith. (Lisa Simpson doubts a skeleton with wings dug up at
the site of a new mall is an angel, as people assume. Turns out she's right;
its a publicity stunt.)
* Why good people suffer. (Warmhearted neighbour Ned Flanders quits his job to
open the Leftorium, a store with gizmos for left-handed people that flops.)
* What is the soul? (Bart sells his soul to a playmate for $5 and tries to get
it back.)
* Thou shalt not steal. (Homer bribes a cable TV installer to get service for
free.)
* Thou shalt not commit adultery. (Wife Marge is tempted to be unfaithful to
Homer after he gives her a bowling ball for her birthday.)
* How to view the Bible. (A Simpsons episode with four fractured Bible stories
according to the dreams of various characters.)
* Identity and calling. (TV performer Krusty the Clown, who is Jewish, shares
his troubled relationship with his father.)
* Why attend worship? (Homer splits his pants, is unable to go to church with
the family, and has such a good time he decides to stop attending.)